Sunday, August 17, 2008

Idea #81

Richard Dawson, technically dead for a little more than a minute (see Idea #80), remains in the center of the stage with machines keeping him alive. Ron and the Producer are in a heated argument.

Ron
We are finishing this show!

Producer
Richard was dead for two minutes!

Ron
"WAS" dead. He's fine now.

Producer
This discussion is over. The ambulance is coming to take Richard to the hospital.

Ron
How are we going to get that prize money? We beat Mantooth and you know it. Just because Dawson can't bleed on the outside like a normal person doesn't mean-

Producer
You can just have the money for your charity.

Ron
Oh.
(confused)
Really?

Producer
Yes.

Ron
Well, that's good.
(to news team)
Guys, we won!
(to producer)
Can we get a picture to remember this by?

Producer
Fine.

Cut to a snap shot of Ron, Champ, Brick, and the Nurse standing beside Richard Dawson's comatose body showing exuberance about winning Family Feud.

Cut to much later. Brian opens the door of the sound proof booth.

Brian
Guys? Hello? Anyone? Can I come out now?

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