Saturday, May 31, 2008

Idea #8

Wanting to prove his point, Wes Mantooth contacts the Vatican requesting canonization papers for his mother.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Idea #7

Brick Tamland, sent into the field to cover the first hurricane to hit San Diego since 1858, can't stop laughing because he's dressed like the "fish stick guy."

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Idea #6

Attending the annual World News Halloween party, Veronica Corningstone, ironically, goes as a dirty, pirate hooker. Ron Burgundy goes as "Ron from the Future" and spray paints his mustache silver.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Idea #5

"Champ" Kind begins dating a woman that looks a lot like Ron Burgundy. Ron thinks she's a "looker."

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Idea #4

Ron Burgundy releases a new album entitled "These Flutes Were Made For Jazzin" which hits number 12 on Billboard's Top 15 Jazz Flute Chart.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Idea #3

Ron Burgundy wins the coveted Stachee award for "Best Mustache in Journalism" and receives the plaque from a handlebar-sporting Walter Cronkite.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Idea #2

Due to the unfortunate effects of testicular cancer, Brian Fantana says a heart-wrenching good-bye to Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Idea #1

In an effort to prove to Ron Burgundy that he wasn't just saying stuff, Brick marries and makes love to a lamp.