Friday, August 8, 2008
Ron, Champ, Brick, and Brian go to see Star Wars as the hype is too much for them to ignore. After the movie, they walk out of the theater.
I don't get why everybody likes it.
It's some stupid, nerd movie. Let's go to a bar.
How do you even know what kind of movie it was? You slept through the whole thing.
I sleep through stupid, nerd movies. Case closed.
I liked it. What did you think Brick?
It was good. I think Darth Vader is Luke's dad and Leia is Luke's sister.
And Chewbacca is Luke's uncle.
No, Chewbacca's not the same species.
Seriously, let's go to the bar.
There's going to be a sequel.
Well, unless they put that girl in some kind of a futuristic bikini, count me out.
Fine, Brick and I will go.
Meesa so excited for your gay date. Meesa can't wait for you and Brick to get married.
What the hell are you doing?
Yeah, Champ. That was offensive.
As the guys walk off screen, a man stands up from behind the garbage can. He is in the shadows. He walks forward into the light. It's George Lucas. He has a notepad and he writes in it.
Offensive "meesa" character.
George, you are so smart. You are going to be rich.
(back to himself)
George Lucas pulls out a mirror and starts making out with his reflection in the parking lot of the movie theater.