Idea #72

Ron, Champ, Brick, and Brian go to see Star Wars as the hype is too much for them to ignore. After the movie, they walk out of the theater.

Ron

I don't get why everybody likes it.

Champ

It's some stupid, nerd movie. Let's go to a bar.

Brian

How do you even know what kind of movie it was? You slept through the whole thing.

Champ

I sleep through stupid, nerd movies. Case closed.

Ron

Here here.

Brian

I liked it. What did you think Brick?

Brick

It was good. I think Darth Vader is Luke's dad and Leia is Luke's sister.

Brian

And Chewbacca is Luke's uncle.

Brian laughs.

Brick

No, Chewbacca's not the same species.

Ron

Seriously, let's go to the bar.

Brian

There's going to be a sequel.

Ron

Well, unless they put that girl in some kind of a futuristic bikini, count me out.

Brian

Fine, Brick and I will go.

Champ

Meesa so excited for your gay date. Meesa can't wait for you and Brick to get married.

Brian

What the hell are you doing?

Ron

Yeah, Champ. That was offensive.

As the guys walk off screen, a man stands up from behind the garbage can. He is in the shadows. He walks forward into the light. It's George Lucas. He has a notepad and he writes in it.

George Lucas

(writing)

Luke's sister.

(beat, writing)

Futuristic bikini.

(beat, writing)

Offensive "meesa" character.

(to himself)

George, you are so smart. You are going to be rich.

(back to himself)

I know.

George Lucas pulls out a mirror and starts making out with his reflection in the parking lot of the movie theater.