Idea #68

Ron and the guys are hanging out in his office. There is a Rubik's Cube on his desk and it is all jumbled.

Ron

They were working together as one. It was like making love to a spider. A sexy spider with four boobies and hair that smelled like an orange grove.

Champ

I've never had a threesome. I've had a foursome and an eightsome but never a threesome.

Brian

What's an eightsome like?

Champ

A lot of jockeying for position. A lot of peeing. It's very territorial.

Brian

I can see that.

Brick

(pointing to the Rubik's Cube)

What's that on your desk? It's pretty.

Ron

(picking it up)

It's a Rubik's Cube. It's some game where you have to get each side to be one color.

Brian

I've heard of that. They say no one can solve it.

Brick

Can I try it?

Ron throws it to Brick. Brick twists one of the rows in fascination and leaves the room.

Cut to Ron's office a few hours later. Ron is by himself on the verge of falling asleep. Brick walks in with his hand behind his back.

Ron

Hey, Brick, you missed lunch.

Brick

Yeah.

Ron

Did you get anywhere with that Cube?

Cut to earlier in Brick's office. Brick moves another row and completes the yellow side. He looks happy.

Brick

Yeah.

Cut back to Ron's office. Brick steps forward, takes his hand from behind his back, and puts two square pieces from the Rubik's Cube on Ron's desk. One is chipped. Ron looks confused.

Ron

What happened?

Cut back to earlier in Brick's office. He just finished the yellow side. He's happy and turns the cube and starts fuming.

Brick

But I did the green side! Why don't the sides stay when you finish them!?!

Brick lets out a scream and throws the cube across the floor. He jumps with both feet on top of it. There is lots of profanity. He stomps on it.

Cut to outside Brick's door. A woman walks by and hears the banging and screaming through the door.

Cut back inside Brick's office. He is slamming a bat into the Cube on the ground.

Brick

Stupid rainbow square!

Brick, screaming, takes one last rage-filled swing with the bat. It cuts back to Ron's office before the swing is finished.

Brick

I dropped it.