Idea #56

Ron and Veronica are sitting on the couch holding hands at their third session of couples therapy. Things have been better at home for them since the dream (see Idea #38).

Dr. Skinner

You guys seem happier.

Veronica

We are.

Dr. Skinner

Does that mean Ron gave up scotch?

Ron

Nope.

Dr. Skinner

But last time we talked about-

Ron

Veronica and I discussed it on the way home that day. I don't need to give up scotch. Right, Peach Pocket?

Veronica

It's true. I was being unreasonable.

Dr. Skinner

This is all very healthy. I'm impressed.

(sadly)

I guess you won't be needing to come in anymore.

Dr. Skinner gives the "one second" sign as the last statement made him choke up a little.

Veronica

Are you ok, Doctor?

Dr. Skinner

(composing)

I'm fine. I just-

Ron

It's ok. Let it out.

Dr. Skinner

(breaking down)

Why does everyone leave me? 

Ron and Veronica look at each other confused.

Dr. Skinner

First, it was my parents. Then, my wife.

(mimicking her)

"Oh, you're going to tell couples what to do? That's rich."

(normal voice)

Bitch.

Veronica

Doctor, I-

Dr. Skinner

You shut up! I had to sit here and listen to your stupid, little problems with this-this great man!

(mimicking Veronica)

"I don't want to have sex. I don't want him to drink."

(normal voice)

It's called being a man!

Ron

Now, Doc, I don't like your tone.

Dr. Skinner

Oh, the big anchorman doesn't like my tone. I've always hated your voice.

Veronica gasps. Ron stands up.

Veronica

Ron has a beautiful voice.

Ron

(stands up)

Come on, Sweet Tart, let's go before I punch this man in the head.

Ron and Veronica go to exit the room. Then, there is a slow clapping. They turn around to see Dr. Skinner with a pleasant disposition doing the applauding.

Dr. Skinner

Congratulations. You passed the test.

Veronica

Excuse me?

Dr. Skinner

I wanted to see if you would truly stick by each other. As I yelled out things, you didn't take offense as individuals. You took offense as a couple. This will be your last session.

Veronica

What about the crying?

Dr. Skinner

I did a little acting in college.

Ron

It shows.

Dr. Skinner

Thanks.

Veronica

Then, your wife-

Dr. Skinner

Never been married.

Ron

Wow! That's astonishing! Bravo, Doctor. Bravo. What about my voice?

Dr. Skinner

It's like a full body massage for the whole city. Now, you two be good. I don't want to see you around here anymore.

Ron and Veronica leave pleased.