Idea #42

The annual Fourth of July party for the station kicks off. This is not to be confused with yesterday's Third of July party or tomorrow's Fifth of July party. Ron, Brian, and Brick are standing around reminiscing about Independence Day shindigs of years past.

Brian

How about the time you put the sparkler down Garth's pants?

Ron

That was priceless.

Brian

And he looked like he had a sparkly tail.

Ron

He got third degree burns before anyone would help him.

Brian

He was pretty mad about that one actually.

Brick

(laughing)

Sparkly tail.

Brick walks away still laughing.

Ron

Or what about the time Champ brought that girl who was dressed like Uncle Sam and he was dressed as Lady Liberty?

Brian

Of course. How many chances to do get to see Lady Liberty give it to Uncle Sam on the front lawn?

They both pause (See Idea #35).

Brian

I guess we should have seen this whole Lady Ron thing coming sooner.

Ron

I guess so.

(beat)

Where did Brick go?

Brian
I don't know.

A scream starts in the distance. Ron and Brian look over as the scream gets louder and closer. They watch as Garth runs by with a sparkler sticking out of the back of his pants. Brick comes back.

Brick

(points in direction Garth ran)

Sparkly tail.

Brian

Nice. Hey, Brick, remember the party that you blew up the news van?

Brick

Nope.

Brian

Really? The fire department came and you were brought in for questioning?

Brick

(laughing)

Remember when I put that sparkler in Garth's butt?

Ron

Brick, that just happened. Like 2 seconds ago.

Brick just keeps laughing.