Idea #61

Ron is trying to come up with ideas for things he can do quickly that will get him into the genius sperm bank (see Idea #57). He and Brian are in his office.

Brian

I keep coming back to saving the President's life.

Ron

That is a very good one but there are a couple of things wrong with it. Who are we going to get to attack the President?

Brian

Brick can shoot him. He's killed before.

Ron

Well, we don't want to kill the President.

Brian

Right.

Ron

And I don't want to take another bullet. They really hurt.

Brian

He can shoot way off target as you push the President out of the way.

Ron

Ok, let's say Brick does that and then goes to jail for some time. I just don't think the President is going to come to San Diego especially with the virus here.

Brian

You can save the President from the virus.

Ron

I could but I can't save myself from it so... 

Brian

Not that.

Ron

No.

(beat)

Come on. We're smart guys. Let's think about this.

Champ walks in looking happy with himself.

Ron

Where have you been?

Champ

Having sex.

Brian

It's been like five days since we've seen you.

Champ

I wanted to see how many women I could have sex with in five days. I'm up to thirty-four.

Ron

Getting all you can before the virus hits. That's smart.

Champ

What virus?