Thursday, June 26, 2008

Idea #34

Ron's second PSA pitch (see Idea #30):

Scene 1 - Brick, poorly dressed like an old lady, is walking through the park. He drops a candy wrapper on the ground as he waddles along. Instantly, Ron Burgundy comes running up to him and punches him in the face, knocking him down. Ron gives thumbs up to the camera.

Scene 2 - A baby stroller is idle on the sidewalk. Out of the stroller comes a rattle which lands on the ground. Instantly, Ron Burgundy bull rushes the stroller sending it tumbling down the sidewalk. A fake baby flies out of the stroller and gets run over by a bus. Ron looks surprised, then crosses his arms and nods.

Scene 3 - A man of indeterminate ethnicity is walking on the beach. He throws a can of soda down to the sand and keeps walking. Instantly, Ron Burgundy jumps in front of him holding a gun. He places the end of the gun on the man's forehead and pulls the trigger. The man takes a bit too long to react and falls down. Ron walks towards the camera.

Ron
Littering is wrong. It doesn't matter if you're an old lady, a baby, or whatever that last guy was. If you litter, you deserve to die. I'm Ron Burgundy saying, 'Don't trash the Earth or I'll trash you.' Stay classy.

Ron smiles as it fades to black.

1 comment:

chef_the_city said...

just found your blog via your youtube channel and just reading idea #34 lets me know that i am going to love it!

=)) loves anchorman!