Idea #31

Ron asks Baxter what he should do with Veronica.

Ron

Baxter, we go way back.

Baxter
Woof.

Ron

That's right. 1970. You came free with a suit I bought at Jenkins' Suits & Kennel. They went out of business fast.

Baxter

Woof. Woof. Woof.

Ron laughs.

Ron

You did last longer than the suit. Ah, orgies. You should never dress too nicely for them. Anyway, Baxter, I need your advice on this Veronica situation.

Baxter

Woof. Woof.

Ron

That's not very ni-

Baxter

Woof. Woof. Woof.

Ron

I do wear the pants

Baxter

Woof.

Ron

I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap. Where did you learn that word? Women do not like to be called that. Probably even dog women.

Baxter

Woof. Woof.

Ron

You've been watching "Super Fly" again, haven't you?

Baxter

Woof. Woof. Woof.

Ron
Veronica is not The Man. Ok, there's no talking to you when you're like this.

Ron grabs his coat and heads for the door.

Ron

I needed you tonight, Baxter. I hope you know you hurt me.

Ron leaves.