Idea #28

Champ Kind, after getting a bit more than his usual number of cocktails in him, sneaks into Sea World after hours. As he is known to do, he heads over to the whale tank and takes his pants off. At the time, a new member of the Sea World staff was in the whale tank taking measurements and samples. Upon seeing Champ's naked lower half, the staff member got distracted and accidentally swam into a female whale's private area. While trapped inside up to his waist, the staff member swears to have seen an exact replica of Jack Murphy Stadium. No arrests were made.