Saturday, June 7, 2008
Brick Tamland, determined to have a really good pants party, goes to a Big and Tall shop to get pants large enough to accomodate 3 or 4 people at the same time. Brick invited everyone he knew but no one showed up to see the amazing luau enviroment he adorned the size 80 slacks with. Drunk on Aztec punch, Brick tripped over his grass skirt while moving from the right leg to the left, knocking over a tiki torch. The fire department arrived quickly to put out the pants and Brick was treated for smoke inhalation. The pants were condemned by the city for not meeting building codes.