Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Idea #26

Other Things Done By Chris Harken:

-- Traded his dad's car for a six pack of beer

-- Put a rabid squirrel in a post office mailbox

-- Set the school mascot on fire during halftime by firing a flaming arrow from 100 yards

-- Casually presented his book report while strapped with dynamite

-- UTP'd the principal's house (U = Used)

-- Murdered a hobo

-- Stole a tank and invaded Mexico

-- Led a large group of people to a settlement in Guyana which he named Harkentown

-- Went to Africa and returned to California with a monkey he saw some guy banging

-- Told Ron Burgundy that he had "bad hair"

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