Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Idea #25

Ron reacts to footage of a two-year-old's appearance on "The Mike Douglas Show"

Ron
That was young Tiger-Am I getting that right?-Tiger Woods. Two years old. Amazing. Too bad he won't remember what will probably be his only time on television.

Veronica
I like that name, Tiger.

Ron
Tiger Burgundy. It could work. Puts a lot of pressure on him in the bedroom though.

Veronica
Ron!

Ron
You're right. What am I saying? Burgundy men don't have problems where it counts.
(beat)
Well, from all of us at World News, congratulations to Tiger Woods and you stay classy, Planet Earth.


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