Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Idea #18

Veronica announces that gold has hit 880 dollars per ounce.

Ron
Uh oh. Looks like someone's going to have to wait longer to get that engagement ring.

Veronica
You weren't going to buy me a ring.

Ron
I was too and it was going to be made out of so much gold your hand couldn't support it. You'd need a wagon for your hand but now...

Veronica
A wagon huh? Was there going to be a diamond on this giant ring?

Ron
How much are diamonds?

Veronica
More than gold.

Ron
No, just gold.

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