Idea #8

Wanting to prove his point, Wes Mantooth contacts the Vatican requesting canonization papers for his mother.

Idea #7

Brick Tamland, sent into the field to cover the first hurricane to hit San Diego since 1858, can't stop laughing because he's dressed like the "fish stick guy."

Idea #6

Attending the annual World News Halloween party, Veronica Corningstone, ironically, goes as a dirty, pirate hooker. Ron Burgundy goes as "Ron from the Future" and spray paints his mustache silver.

Idea #5

"Champ" Kind begins dating a woman that looks a lot like Ron Burgundy. Ron thinks she's a "looker."

Idea #4

Ron Burgundy releases a new album entitled "These Flutes Were Made For Jazzin" which hits number 12 on Billboard's Top 15 Jazz Flute Chart.

Idea #3

Ron Burgundy wins the coveted Stachee award for "Best Mustache in Journalism" and receives the plaque from a handlebar-sporting Walter Cronkite.

Idea #2

Due to the unfortunate effects of testicular cancer, Brian Fantana says a heart-wrenching good-bye to Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

Idea #1

In an effort to prove to Ron Burgundy that he wasn't just saying stuff, Brick marries and makes love to a lamp.